You:  "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
Friend1:  "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Friend2:  "come back to bed"
Friend3:  *various sex noises*
Friend4:  "tell her I said hi"
Friend5:  "Aye! Pass The Weed."
Friend 6:  *blasting out curse words*
Friend 7:  "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"