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beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child




starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice




nuodai:

im such a fuckign jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode



heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes